A GLOSSARY OF TERMS

Ya know...if you really wanna be down with the trannies, it helps to understand their lifestyle and master their vernacular! In fact, she males have their own subculture which can be quite cliquish. So to help you bust through that wall and enter the world of the forbidden fruit...here we go with a glossary of terms which once mastered will let the object of your lust know in no uncertain terms that you are a force to be reckoned with! This was the sidebar to the previous post which once upon a time ran as a feature in Screw Magazine.

Knowing the vernacular and colloquialisms of any subculture is paramount in entering (no pun intended) that clique and befriending its members. And with she males, it’s especially true. With that in mind, we present some catch phrases and hip expressions with which to impress and ingratiate yourself to the object of your deepest and darkest desires.

MISS HONEY: Almost any she male or female for that matter, who is physically attractive, knows it, and knows how to show it off.

OVER: Pronounced “ova” and often accompanied with a finger snap, this term generally connotes success, beauty, flamboyance, intelligence and almost anything positive. For example, if a girl is wearing a particularly beautiful dress to a function, another partygoer might exclaim “Oh Miss Honey is over in that dress.”

PACKIN’: If a client or she male is “packin’,” it means he or she has a big dick.

PASSABLE: means that a she male looks so feminine that often nobody will know they’re not in the presence of a natural-born woman without being told.

SERVING: If “Miss Honey” is serving, she’s showing off all her God and doctor-given assets and doing the best she can with what she has to offer, whether it’s in photos, on the dance floor or runway, or even in the bed sucking your knob like no other skanky female has before.

SHOWGIRL: is really any she male who looks good enough to be on a runway. Often a term of salutation, she males might great their friends with “What’s up, showgirl.” If it were two frat boys the expression would be “What’s up, dude?”

SPOOKED or SPOOKABLE: is an expression which refers to a situation or a she male who is not feminine enough to fool the entire world at large when she’s seen in public. If you were in Macy’s and you saw a she male who you recognized as such, it means you “spooked” her. And if a girl is “spookable,” it means that anybody with eyesight and half a brain would know the person in question was born male. It has nothing to do with the girls being Afro-American.

SURGED: When a she male has been to the plastic surgeon too many times and looks even faker than Michael Jackson, she’s said to be “surged.”

WORK or YOU BETTER WORK: Again, this has nothing to do with actually going to a job. It simply means that you better show it off and bring it to the fore to the best of your ability, regardless of the activity.

YOU GO, GIRL!” see “you better work.” Essentially the terms are interchangeable.