HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW ALL THESE TRANNIES?

An avid reader e-mailed me yesterday asking how I know all these trannies? Am I a consumer of their services or what? Well, I explained briefly in yesterday's column (which is actually ten years old) but let me elaborate further.

Once upon a time, I was a cab driver who began writing about my taxi-driving experiences for the industry paper as a creative outlet. From there, I gained a little notoriety and before I knew it had been published in some 40 publications the likes of the lofty Screw, Juggs and Leg Scene...all the way down to the depths of The New York Times, Daily News and New York Magazine. But while my free-lance career was impressive - though not that monetarily rewarding - nobody hired me full time until Action Magazine saved me from the yellow abyss.

My first day on that job, the boss pulled all the sales people (yes..part of my job was selling - not just writing) together and opened up Screw Magazine to challenge the sales staff: "Goldstein has 72 she male advertisers. We have 3. I want the other 69!" And so...it was our job to telemarket and chase those 69 trannies to try and get them to advertise in Action. And THAT'S how I know all the trannies.

I've written voluminously about their subculture (as well as many others in this business) and in due time will be sharing all those articles I once wrote for magazines catering to she males and the guys who love them. So enjoy. There are no sites like this on the internet. And best of all...it's free. Like how much better does it get? Have fun and PLAY SAFE! A word to the wise should be sufficient!