INSIDE THE TRANNY MYSTIQUE: Why Are So Many Guys Interested In She Males?

Ever wonder why the alternative newspapers advertise so many trannies? Dollar Bill doesn’t! He knows there’s an ever growing division of guys who seek the company of the she male set. And here he offers his sexpert analysis, peeling back the layers and debunking all the mythology associated with the forbidden netherworld so many guys are intent on entering.

Just hanging out at the bike shop...bullshitting with the mechanics as they true my wheels and adjust my brakes, when Jay, the stand-up comic in the bicycle fixing bunch, begins thumbing through the transsexual ads in one of the local sex papers. He nods his head at some...furrows his brow at others...and finally shares his impressions with his audience:

“You know there’s nothin’ like a big-dicked transsexual,” he mugs for the boys. Everybody laughs... but some of the guys appear a little uneasy...like they’ve had a Funky Cold Medina experience they may or may not want to share. Jay, himself is married with a child. He’s just joking around...or is he? Transsexual escorts have become an ever-growing segment of the pay-for-play industry...and all the “girls” insist that a very significant percentage of their clients are either married or in (supposedly) monogamous relationships with women.

Now, I’m a tranny chaser of sorts...but I don’t hound them for sex...I harass them for money. I’m an escort biz ad rep, and I know that more so than with any other class of trade, I can guarantee an attractive she-male working girl a handsome profit in a multitude of advertising vehicles...all due to the fact that men who purchase companionship have become increasingly interested in transsexuals.

So what’s the big deal? Why is this class of trade exploding exponentially? Who visits transsexuals...and what do they do in session? These are all taboo questions the answers to which most of society is too repressed or scared to even consider.

For starters...who pays transsexuals for their time? Everybody...that’s who. Single guys, married guys, couples, and even an occasional female will call to book their services. Often, in the course of selling and collecting, I find myself sequestered behind curtains, or pass by the customers as they come and I leave. And not once have I seen a client who looked or sounded at all gay. The tranny client wears no garb or displays any affectations that would give his predilections away, all of which boggles the mind when you consider the majority of these men have wives or girlfriends who are completely unaware of their partner’s extracurricular activities.

The next question is: What does the customer like to do in the room? Are the clients of the opinion that someone born with the same sex organ knows how to service a man better than a genetic female who can only imagine how that service feels?

Well, maybe there are a few guys who simply pay for the privilege of getting serviced by someone extremely gifted at performing that service, and ask for nothing more for their money. But according to the girls, they’re the exception rather than the rule. The overwhelming majority of clients are as interested in giving as they are in receiving. Worshipping the tubular god seems to be a priority with most tranny chasers. Knee pads would be as appropriate as standard issue as shower sandals in an Asian massage place.

I’ve heard a lot of bluster about the psychology behind the entire tranny-chasing phenomenon, and it all seems to boil down to this: Tranny chasers are basically heterosexual men. They like tits, feminine curves and the smoothness of a woman’s body. But at the same time, they’ve watched too many porno flicks, and heard too many women differentiate among men according to the size, shape, hardness, color and whatever else can distinguish one organ from another, rather than a few other personal
traits that just might be relevant. And they want to join the party. The thought of making love to a man...complete with stubble and a hairy body...is repulsive. But stick a hard-on on a gorgeous almost female, and legions of horny guys are lined up for the thrill.

Think I’m kidding about married guys patronizing transsexual hookers? Just a month ago, I was visiting with a client, an owner with a small one-bedroom/three girl transsexual incall, when the place got busy...and in a hurry. First, one guy buzzed and was escorted to the bedroom. And then..a second.

“Billy, jump in the shower,” the boss requested. Not a problem for me. I’ve been hidden under beds, behind doors...whatever. I was still waiting for details of ad changes and the payment. Well, I assumed the girls would have some way to handle both clients...I just didn’t realize exactly how they would manage the predicament.

It was easy. While I hid behind a translucent curtain, two girls took a middle-aged, Florida-tanned run-of-the-mill-looking Joe, and basically raped him. Right on the couch, not five feet from where I was hidden, girl #1 lay the man down on his back and stuffed his face with her cock and balls. At the same time, her partner slobbered all over the trick’s dick as the face stuffer rooted her friend’s cocksucking on. And the guy hadn't even tendered any cash yet.

Not content to tag team the poor guy with a face stuffing and a cock sucking, girl #2, rammed a big dildo up the guy’s ass. And all this while I was standing in a shower stall waiting for payment.

After a few minutes they broke to usher him into a vacated room when the guy uttered the magic words: “If my wife could only see me now.” You’re goddamn right mother fucker! She hasn’t seen your dick get that hard in a decade!

Sometimes, though rarely, the husband comes out of the closet and decides to book a she-male for himself and his wife. Many of the “girls” aren’t down with this program. Transsexuals are not sexually attracted to women (remember they were born gay men) and as a result, usually can’t perform with genetic females (derisively know as fish in the subculture). But there’s an occasional she male who can..and she gets paid handsomely for servicing the hubby’s betrothed.

The spell the lure of the she male sex can cast on some men is so strong that several celebrities have risked their careers and reputations just to satisfy their primal urges. The most noteworthy of course is Eddie Murphy, an alleged tranny chaser whose tendencies were well known within the community way before the law of averages finally caught up to him, and he was outed for picking up a tranny at 5 A.M. to “give her a ride home.”

If you think America was shocked by the revelation about Eddie, imagine how the Enquirer reading public would react if Corbin Bernsen, Robert Downey Jr., Anthony Mason, David Hasselhoff, Burt Young, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Charley Sheen, all of whom have been ralleged to play with she males, were added to the list. Clearly, the interest in transsexuals is not limited to the common man.

If you think the sexual orientation of a tranny chaser is confusing... or difficult to accurately describe without adding at least one new word to the English language, the transsexuals themselves are really pushing the boundaries of redefined sexual orientation.

In one rare house where genetic females, gay males and transsexuals work side by side, it was divulged to me over a few late night beers that Apples, an intoxicating and very passable transsexual, had a crush on Rachel, a genetic female.

Asked why Apples would become a chick so she could fall in love with another woman, the other TS working the joint indignantly informed me “There’s such a thing as a transsexual lesbian.” I never imagined I could be so naive. And with respect to the customers crossing society’s lines of delineation which define sexual orientation, the “girls” are quick to point out that several of their clients will see genetic females as well as transsexuals...depending on their mood. But almost never will that same guy book a male, supporting the theory that tranny chasers really do like feminine figures. It’s just that sometimes they want a pussy on that body...and sometimes they want a cock.

With respect to the all important fourth measurement, you can bet that’s what interests the customers more than anything else. You think all women are size queens? They can’t hold a candle to the tranny chasers in that department!

Emerald, one of my favorite transsexual beauty queens loves to put me on three way so I can hear what the boys have to say to her over the phone. The insight is spectacular. They almost always stammer breathlessly...like they’re so hot and horny for that taboo chick with a dick, they’re about to bust a nut or drop to their knees before they even get through the door.

And as you might expect, they all ask the magic question. But sometimes mere length isn’t enough information. One guy needed to know the circumference as well. Emerald countered with “Oh, come on baby! I don’t even know the meaning of the word,” as she banged the phone in his ear with disgust.

“Billy. I can’t deal with these freaks anymore,” she complained in dismay. I guess the question as to who’s the freak is all a matter of perspective.

And while we’re on the subject of dick size...how is it possible that every transsexual escort has at least eight inches...with the average being along the lines of 10 and a half. I mean...where are these girls measuring from?

Well, some measure from their nipple on down...while others don’t need to exaggerate. Remember...they’re all born men...and just like men...they tend to vary. And any tranny chaser looking for a hung she male to play with won’t have to look far to find one.

Of course, how hard that dick will get is another issue entirely. Daily injections of estrogen, coupled with too many clients in a day can often leave a transsexual hopelessly flaccid. But others who take moderate hormone doses and have exceptional libidos can successfully negotiate a full hard-on.

My best advice for the curious: If you want to experience the wild, weird, wacky world of transsexual escorts, do it first thing in the morning when the girls are fresh. Genetic female hookers can KY down all day and service ten or more guys without a problem. She males aren’t afforded that luxury. Most of the guys like their cocks big and hard. Catch a tranny at the wrong time and you might be disappointed. ‘Nuff said. A word to the wise should be sufficient.

Well there you have it... one very experienced man’s take on she male love and the psychology involved in making the fad so popular. Armed with this insider’s information, beginners as well as veterans should now have a working knowledge of how to go about entering and navigating through the mind-numbing netherworld of the she male escort.

If you have some ambivalence on the subject, and feel you won’t be able to look in the mirror if you finally break down and act on your most primal of urges, look at it this way: You only live once...so you might as well go for all the fulfillment life has to offer.And if part of that fulfillment involves a beautiful, sexy, big-breasted chick who just happens to have a long, fat dick..go for it! And on that note - whatever your thing is - let’s go get laid!